Women make the world go round

I believe women make the world go round. We are nothing without them, us men. We need them, from the time we are born, to the time we grow old and die. They say, behind every successful man, there is a woman. Although its one hell of a cliche, its so bloody true.
I'm sure u've seen the movie "A Beautiful Mind". And now i'm sure you know what i am trying to say. They help us become more human. They are an advanced species. For example, women teach us how be clean. Ever seen a girl who looks unkempt or disheveled? Ever seen a girl who's hair is all messed up, wearing dirty clothes? Never. And although we like to be dirty (atleast i do), we know that its not nice. And they bring us closer to being clean.... or socially acceptable, if there is something like socially acceptable.
This post is a tribute to all the women out there. I love u all..... And I am especially fond of two... my mom and my gf.

Congo? Isn't that a musical instrument? And a country?

Recently, I have heard a new expression. It's called "Congo!!".....Its supposed to be short for 'congratulations'. I used to think congrats was short for congratulations..... but that's me. Then someone told me congo was used as a combination (some ppl say combi for combination.....yuk!!!! i think combo is better)of congrats and cool. Soemthing like this, "I got a new job",..."Congo!". Yikes.... its the most ghatiest slang i have ever heard.
Congo is infact a musical instrument.... similar to drums. Also, there is a country named congo, or republic of congo or something.....